May. 19, 2012 at 4:42pm with 35,873 notes
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Bahahaha
| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
Apr. 23, 2012 at 1:40am with 43 notes
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argyle nails. yay!
Apr. 19, 2012 at 2:35pm with 8 notes
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Arrested Development - Thank You, Netflix
Thrilled to hear that Netflix will simultaneously release the 10 new episodes of the cult hit it now owns, Arrested Development. Everything about this feels right - feels fresh - and the Netflix original content strategy is starting to make a lot of sense.
To start, many consider …
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Do I have to wear a stupid costume? Yes, it’s the Nativity, you can’t look cool.
Nativity! is the cutest Christmas movie I watched this season, and definitely a new favorite. The songs will get stuck in your head, and there is nothing cuter than british kids. Go on over to Netflix and check it out.
Plus, you’re a liar if you say you don’t like Martin Freeman. You can’t not like him.
